I'm in charge!

Day 1
My Mom and Dad have left the country on vacation and I've been put in charge. I drove the family to the airport, pulled out their luggage like a good Taxi driver and I didn't even get a tip. Later, my Dad called to tell me he'd left his cell phone plugged in at home and could I run over and unplug it. ??? Suuuuurrre.
I was given the assignment of checking up on my Grandmother every day because my Mom thinks she's going to die while they're on vacation. I promised I would put her on ice if she did. I called Grandma to tell her that I'm in charge. She sounded impressed.

Day 2
My second duty as the woman in charge is to keep track of my sister-in-law. She's a couple weeks away from her due date and Mom is afraid she'll go into labor while they're on vacation. (Do you sense a theme here?) I called her to tell her I'm in charge. She chuckled.

Day 3
I had to stop at my Moms house today to get some of the tax folders that are there. My Mom is my tax helper this year and does all my printing and stuff. She puts all the labels on, stamps the copies and puts those little flag arrows on the signature lines for me. Basically, all the fun stuff.

It seemed so weird to walk into their house and not have anybody there. I tried on a bunch of their clothes and made some long distance calls and rearranged their DVD collection so it's out of order. I was thinking of sending smoke signals out the chimney but I'm not sure anyone would notice. I'm in charge! What are they going to do?